Monday, 2 February 2015

LEEDS UNITED PLAYERS IN MYSTERY FLU VIRUS: Written by John Vinicombe

Apparently , according to official reports coming out of Elland Road, the players are complaining of feeling a little `jittered`after the last 2 games and have told boss JV that after a night out spent listening to a George Michael tribute act that they have been overcome with `jitterbug` syndrome....this was after copious bucks fizz cocktails were gargled at the Club Tropicana club....this may have explained the last performance in particular where the players looked particularly glassy eyed and knock kneed........

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