Thursday 5 February 2015

JV Speaks and then Storms Out




John Vinicombe spoke to a packed press conference at Elland road today and denied that it was a flu epidemic that had caused the crash in the last 3 games....instead he pointed the finger at the snipers and let rip with a snarling rhetoric that had the gathered masses running for cover.....no one could understand a word of what was said but were pretty sure that he may be heading for a breakdown,as his face turned from scarlet to purple and the froth appeared at the corners of his mouth...spittle flying everywhere.....it was left to captain, Engin Baytar to follow up as JV stormed from the room....in his best yorky accent,Baytar said that while he understood the boss was having blood pressure problems with the current situation....it was time the players stood up and be counted,and showed true yorkshire grit,to battle on the pitch as Boycott would at the crease...defiance to the end....he said that Leeds would go all out to recapture the form that had got them thus far this season and that they would go all out to win every last game left in the season,starting at Cardiff on saturday....whilst believing that Derby would slip up once again allowing Leeds to take the automatic promotion spot.....`WE LADS AT LEEDS HERE,WE ARE GRIT,WE ARE HARD,WE ARE NAILS,WE WILL FIGHT TILL THE FUCKIN END AND KICK ARSE ON THE WAY,WE WILL SHOW ALL THEM OTHER SOFT BASTARDS `OW TO PLAY FOOTBALL,WE ARE LEEDS,WE ARE WARRIORS,WE ARE ROCK AND ROLL,WE EAT BRICKS FOR OUR TEA.......C`MON,C`MON,C`MON.....FUCKIN` AVE IT....ECKY THUMP`.....



Baytar demonstrates the Leeds grit....




5 comments:

  1. Haha very good. I just hope the Leeds players have the same attitude in the play offs :)

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  2. hahaha...funny Gino....I reckon you are gonna have a slip up :) your article is tremendous,musta taken you all morning writing that lot!

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  3. Pretty much lol but I am on the sick from work so not much else to do. The wife suggested housework. I just laughed and said 'good one'

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  4. Bricks for breakfast! ( b ) Thumbs Up

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    1. Aye,bricks lad....thicker the better, a couple of lads are partial to a breeze block or two!

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