Dedryck on a downer

Dedryck Boyata is apparently feeling homesick in Belgium as the local shop don't stock his favorite Beef Space Raiders and there isn't a scotch egg in sight. His agent has contacted high flying Div 3 Plymouth to check their position on a possible transfer when his current ban is up but Plymouth are remaining tight lipped on the subject as they concentrate on their promotion push. TheDoctor was rumoured to be in the market for a defender but a bidding war with Middlesborough who are also reportedly interested would not suit the minnows who are going to have to sell before they buy. We will keep you updated on the situation as we close in on the transfer ban deadline of poor Dedryck......