"But this Shipp can't sink!" Watch video footage of Hull Chairman's Reaction to Relegation



Hull City Millionaire Chairman Mr Ismay

The Hull City Chairman when he appointed Ron Shipp in December 2014 only days after purchasing the East Yorkshire Club was confident in his appointment and his ability to keep Hull afloat not only financially but also to be successful on the pitch as well he said at the time: "I am have given Shipp full licence to run the club like an American NFL Club... we have no risk of losing our top Division status and we will be Grand Final/SuperBowl winners in 4 seasons with Shipp at the helm."



Why Appoint Shipp? Ron Shipp came to Ismay's attention due to his various nicknames, "The Captain" "The Titantic Manager" "The Iron Boss" and Ismay wanted a manager with a nickname that would reflect the grandeur of his plans for Hull City and he anticipated that Shipp's Titanic reputation would attract players like Bale, Ronaldo and Altidore in the SM Draft.

But Mr Ismay's ignorance of football has come to haunt him and it was only last week that Mr Ismay learnt of the concept of relegation and what it actually was. Mr Ismay who is rather fond of cigarettes, gambling and talking to his male friends only in fact learnt of Shipp's Hulls sinking fate this evening and the video below shows his clear shock at what has happened.

The video below may be upsetting to some Hull City fans as genius mathematician George Osborne delivers the devastating News.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoTirOwta4w