Tamworth a massive hit at the Grammys

Tamworth may be unable to win a game, but the manager is scoring points off the pitch.

Razzaque, revealed to be Left Shark in Katy Perry's Superbowl half-time show, accompanied Katy Perry to the Grammys.

There he witnessed Kanye attempt to make the awards all about him, again, when he stepped up as Beck was due to collect his Best Album gong.

"Beck looked quite helpless with Kanye clowning him. He was as weak as Joe Allen up against Romelu Lukaku, and I've never been a fan of that kind of bullying, so I acted with extreme prejudice." said Razzaque.

"Personally, I'd much rather see him as a member of the Black Eyed Peas so I made sure he satisfied two-thirds of the requirement, namely the black eye."

Yeezus could barely make eye-contact, let alone comment through a mouthful of bloodied, broken teeth. Evidently his diamond encrusted "grillz" were in fact, cubic zirconias, and they exacerbated the damage.

He did however, release this statement hours later:

"I just know that the Grammys, if they want real artists to keep coming back, they need to stop playing with us. We ain't gonna play with them no more. 
When you keep on diminishing art and not respecting the craft and smacking people in the face after they deliver monumental feats of music, you're disrespectful to inspiration."


Upon his release from the lockup after serving a 10-second sentence, Razzaque had this to say,

"I inspired him all right. He can now say he's put his blood, sweat and tears into all that he does. In fact, I hear he's flogging a white t-shirt with bloodstains on it for the bargain price of $600!

And now, if you'll excuse me, Katy and I will head off to exchange fluids of a more pleasurable nature."

It was later revealed that Kanye's facial injuries require his mouth to be wired shut for at least 6-months. A parade is planned for Razzaque upon his return to the UK, and we sincerely hope he visits Redfoo and Lil Jon on his next trip across the pond.