Saturday 28 February 2015

World Cup Report: 2nd Round Review and Quarter-Final Preview


Good morning from the same beach again in Italy where the pundits obviously didn't like the food from yesterday as it is still on the table. Todays version is quite a short one as it appears all of the pundits had to sleep in and unfortunately Ted Powell has a gymnastics lesson at 12:30 and Gino has a swimming session to go afterwards so it will be a quick one, this might impact on the quality of the conversation as a result.

We do have our special guest pundit PWM here though today.

The Doctor: "Morning guys, I have decided to give JV a rest today as he as been working too hard and last night he had a phone call from Gino who was in a really bad way so naturally he went straight down to Naples... what did you all think of the Yanks?"

PWM: "The Yanks cheat. They cheated against N.Ireland, they cheated against the Russians... they kept calling for 'time outs' and it really confused my players. They are cheats I tell you. I heard that Paraguay had a goal disallowed last night for offside... well I was watching the game and never saw the lineman raise is flag, just simply through some sort of towel onto the pitch... disgraceful."

Broon: "It was pretty harsh on Gino and JV who lost £400 to be fair. I can see JV boycotting the American market as a result to be honest. Did you all see my lads the Argies?"

Ted: "They looked very good Broon, Augero is in great form but look at those Czechs... wow for me that is the story of the World Cup and Peckhart is having a blinder scoring again last night."

Broon: "Cooper is a man of many talents. Not only did he learn Korean in 1 week when he took charge at Chesterfield, he then taught the Czech boys how to speak fluent Welsh since Tuesday. The players pronunciation was impeccable in that interview with BBC Wales last night. But for me it will be Argentina in the semi-finals."

The Doctor: "I personally think the story of the World Cup has to be Dodger and Slovenia. Like Frank he didn't meet his players until the first day of the World Cup either due to his Swansea sides European adventure. What about Poland? I learnt last night that Gavin 'The Dashing One' is also Welsh. I never knew that? So we have 3 Welshes in the World Cup Quarter Final! Cooper, Gavin and Dodger (who is as good as Welsh).

Not only Welsh fans but now even the Welsh Sheep are on their way to Italy. Here they are crossing the English Channel
PMW: "I have nothing against the Welsh personally but the front of the "Parisien" has Razzaque burning a Welsh flag on it claiming of a Welsh-Italian alliance against all that are at the World Cup. Do you think there is something in that?"

Ted: "What about Colombia v USA tonight?"

PMW: "I hate the Yanks so naturally I want the 'lesser brother to win'.  It is difficult not being as good as your brother at anything and Simo has done great guns. Being Italian as well it would be great for an Italian to win the World Cup on home soil."

Broon: "What do you guys think of France tonight? Easy?"

We are not sure if this is from Paris and French fans burning the Welsh flag OR the scenes from Paraguay as a Mcdonalds was torched last night.
PMW: "The 6 nations or the World Cup"

The Doctor: "Razzaque has gone in with a siege mentality since day one. They will win this... probably the whole damn thing."

Broon: "Did any of you see Beddows' interview and explaination for their poor World Cup last night."

PMW: "Yes how ironic... he chastised Andy Murray as soon as Blackburn won the league and then claims to us that he has Andy coming to speak to the lads ahead of the Chile game and then claims that Andy snubbed them and went to have a chat with the Yanks instead... As a result his players did not know how to finish 2nd! Complete BS!"

The Doctor: "Agree 100%"

Ted: "We almost forgot and I have to go in a moment to my gymnastics class... PMW where are you off to next China?"

PMW: "I will not have people bang on about my future. Post World Cup I signed a new contract for the next 2 World Cups. End of. Our aim is to finish 2nd!"

2 comments:

  1. couldn't have said it better myself. Great stuff Mr B

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  2. Gino was unavailable for comment. Apparently laid up in bed with some sort of rodent disease

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