AUSSIES BOUNCED OUT OF WORLD CUP

Australia's world cup campaign never really got started in Italy 2015 with many pundits saying that Huddo and his Aussie chargers were just in Italy for a holiday that may not be far from the truth.

The Aussies started their campaign with a hard fought 2-1 loss to Austria with Bresciano scoring the only goal the Aussies would score for the entire world cup.

The first up loss meant that the next game against Uruguay was crucial that they at least got a point to keep their hopes alive of progessing to the knock-out stage.  Uruguay had other ideas playing the Aussies off the park in a 4-0 romp.

In the final game with the players clearly off their game after a big night of drinking Foster's and throwing a few shrimps on the barbie the Germans must have taken kindly to their inferior opposition going on to win 1-0.

So the Aussies head home with 0 points and their kangaroo tails between their legs but they will always have Kylie and her hot pants.....