SWINDON TOWN VS PLYMOUTH ARGYLE (DIVISION 3)
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Swindon Town Manager Elia De Pascali
“People say everything happens for a reason, so when I
punched that twonk referee in the balls I had good reason. I just hope the FA
remembers that when it’s time to hand out sanctions”
Plymouth Argyle Manager The Doctor
“It’s a bitter sweet moment. My head is in the clouds, but my heart and jiggle parts sympathises with the
referee”
MATCH REPORT
Swindon Town Manager Elia De Pascali was left nursing a prolapsed orifice after his team suffered
a 0-6 bum pumping at home to a rampant Plymouth Argyle team. Argyle manager The Doctor was seen after the match offering his condolences and presenting Elia De Pascali with a 10% discount coupon for cosmetic balloon knot reconstructive services. It was a tale of two players in polar opposite form. Swindon Goalkeeper Frank Fielding had virtually handed Plymouth the win in the first ten minutes by conceding two free kicks, and the man to fire in both rockets and who would later go on to assist two more was 22 year old Mexican Jurgen Damm.
22 Mexican Jurgen DAMM! spotted by paparazzi sunbathing during the offseason.
The pressure is now all on Swindon manager Elia to avoid the drop with the team firmly sitting in the relegation zone.
But it was a day for the ages as Plymouth Argyle fans were seen partying long into the night in this ravishing third strip.
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