This morning due to snow in Rome the 279 Pundits have been forced into the 279 studio. Joining The Doctor is JV once again, Lee Reynolds and the Good Doctor Fox.
The Doctor: “Morning guys, before we start getting into last night’s World Cup Quarter-Finals and looking at the four tonight I’d like to ask you a question JV… How is Gino?”
JV: “Well he is coping remarkably well given all that he has
been through. He is a little paranoid now though and is convinced that the FBI
are following him around now”
Fox: “What a World Cup Semi-Final we have 2x Welsh man, an
Aussie who wants to be French and an Italian (The lesser brother) who is not
loved by his mother. Lee... it is great to see you back… we understand the last few days
have been hard which match did you watch last night?” Reynolds: “Miss Posh sent me a selfie of her with Bruce Wilis, Lance Armstrong and Peyton Manning from the USA – Colombia game, we do speak a little and she said that the Americans feel that the Colombians cheated and all looked like they were high on EPO while the Americans looked like they’d been given something as they looked lethargic. I hope now the American’s are out that she comes back to me.”
Fox: “It was a right tough on match. 2 goals in 10 second
half minutes were enough to put the Colombians and the lesser brother through…
even Geoff Cameron got sent off late on.”
JV: “Colombia v France in the semi’s. Those Frenchie’s certainly
destroyed the 3rd Welshmen, Dodger last night didn’t they?”
Reynolds: “An early goal from Bezenma did them in. They were
in total shock to be honest. At the end it was a tough scene to see… grown man
Kampl, Matvz and Brecko were all completely distraught. The sheep were bleating
and the fans were crying but the French were completely professional. Razzaque
had his players straight down the dressing room to prepare for the semi. He said
“maintenent je suis serieux!” However he did add that he still feels an Italian
– Welsh conspiracy to win the World Cup at the French expense.”
The Doctor: “So the other semi- An all Welsh affair. Gavin v
Cooper. How did they both get there… shall we start with Czech Rep v Argentina?”
Reynolds: “What a game Argentina scored a
JV: “Broon sent me a video of the Argie’s pre-match signing
songs such as ‘Las Malvinas son Argentinas’ He was so damn confident that they’d
win. I tried to call him after the game but line was constantly unavailable. He
was spotted by some paparazzi in a local Paraguyan restautrant post match
tugging into a portion of guniea pig and chips!”
The Doctor: “Ha… everyone knows the Falklands are British
and the Welsh are a little bit British so well done David!”
Fox: “The Italians were shocked by the Poles and another
Welsh miracle. What happened? Didn’t Jamie Cooper the Italian boss proposed that
it was the work of John Paul II from heaven giving divine right to his Polish
brothers to beat the land that he had called home for so long?”
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| Polish Pope John Paul II tweeted from Heaven |
JV: “That is what is being said by some within Italy. It is
their way of justifying the victory. Those 2x goals from Lewandowski were
excellent. He really is a star!”
The Doctor: “With Lewandoski though the Poles could make the
final! Do you think they could win it?”
Reynolds: “I think the French will be too good to be honest
if they can beat Colombia. Of course with Algeria being the defending World Cup
Champions and all Razzaque will be keen to keep the World Cup in French hands
so to speak.”
The Doctor: “So everyone’s predictions for tonight and the
final?”
Reynolds: “France and France”Fox: “Colombia and Colombia”
JV: “Czech Rep and Czech Rep”
The Doctor: “I disagree with you all Poland and Poland”
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