Peter Stringfellow recently became the new owner of Forest Green Rovers, and his first act was to drastically revamp their playing kit.
A mortified Razzaque spoke up instantly; "I don't know much about basketball, but this is an 'offensive foul' if ever I saw one"
Stringfellow has brought in large corporate deals with betting conglomerate Brokelads, and apparel giant Nude Balance.
"Sponsors are great, and so is the amazing new club logo, but the kits are a little too Sydney Mardi Gras for the lads. I've received several transfer requests already, predominantly from the English lads."
We attempted to contact Chairman Stringfellow but was advised he would be sunning himself for the next few hours, and we were welcome to join him, an offer we immediately declined.
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| Stringfellow made us an offer we couldn't refuse quickly enough. |
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