Thursday 22 January 2015

Will their be 'a wealth' of action on Black Friday?

Blackburn boss Beddows brushed aside his marital misunderstanding, the shocking refereeing decision to not allow Petersen’s goal last night and his unhappiness at Frank Hirst’s omission of any Blackburn players from TOTW to concentrate on his preparations for Black Friday Sales Event at Ewood Park tomorrow.

“We are doing a super special sale in order to raise cash to potentially buy players in preparation for next season.”

“There are some excellent models available for any manager that is interested in a bargain or two… Alan Tate for example”

Beddows himself will not be able to manage the sale in person as he has decided to take the players down to Cardiff a day early via Snowdonia where they will be doing a team exercise at  'Paintball Wales' in order to improve the teams shooting accuracy and also their ability to defend leads late on in games. It is believed that the players included in the special sale will not be travelling to Cardiff and instead will spend the afternoon at Blackburn’s premier entertainment venue ‘Vue’ where they will be shown the film ‘American Sniper.’

He added that due to their eagerness to stop everything (including paintballs) and through fear of them incurring injury both Zoet and Bardi will do an extra special horse riding activity in the Welsh countryside.

It is believed that Pisano’s girlfriend, Elena, who made her Page 3 Debut today, will orchestrate the Black Friday sales from Ewood with the other WAG’s manning the phones to do deals with the foreign based managers.


1 comment:

  1. Does this have anything to do with that rag removing Page 3 girls entirely? Rumour has it she took up Page 3 AND 4....

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