Tamworth FC officials moved swiftly to defuse a situation involving comments attributed to manager Sherief Razzaque following his team's heroic 2-2 draw against Braintree Town.
Razzaque blamed witchcraft for the result, stating that, "The score was 2-2. Two letter Es in Braintree. It's code for Evil Eye. The evidence is irrefutable."
His comment set the Wiccan community offside all over Great Britain, prompting the following short apology moments ago.
"I meant no offence to fans of Wigan. None at all. Please don't send Ben Flower to exact retribution."
EDIT:
This just in: Razzaque says it wasn't witchdraft that was to blame, but demonic forces.
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