Tuesday 3 March 2015

279 Pundits Predictions


JV: "Welcome guys to the 279 Sports Studio where tonight with have a special edition to introduce everyone to the '279 Studio' to explain how all of this is going to work. I am actually sitting in The Doctors chair tonight as it is he who has been voted as the 'Host' of the upcoming '279 Saturday Show' where every Saturday The Doctor will be joined by 2 of our World Cup pundits and 1 special guest pundit to discuss the main issues of the 279 Gameworld. Tonight I am joined by Beddows, Broon and Frank how are we all guys? Ready to go?

Broon: "I am very happy JV... ready to go yes I am just admiring this portrait of Razzaque behind me. Whats the story behind that?"

Beddows: "My idea and Sherief was more than happy as the World Cup winning manager to sit for a portrait of his hero Alexander the Great. He is hoping to achieve great things this season. He will be here in spirit and maybe once or twice in person this season to guide us on how great we can become great."

Frank: "Whats with the food JV."

JV: "Well Frank, you actually were a late replacement for Gino tonight who unfortunately had an "I love Gino" convention to go to but he did send us some guinea pig and potatoes for our dinner."

Broon: "He's a great lad. So down to business... predicitions... Frank shall we start with you?" 

Frank: Div One Top Four: Man United , Liverpool, Man City, Arsenal. Div One Relegated: Leicester, Swansea, Fulham Div Two Promotion: Southampton, Palace, Leeds Div Two Relegated: Bolton, Watford, Barnsley Div Three Promotion: Crewe, Plymouth, Bournemouth Div Three Relegated: Preston, MK Dons, Colchester Carlisle Division Four Promotion: Chesterfield, Burton, Accrington, York Division Four Relegated: Fleetwood, Crawley Division Five Promotion: Cambridge, Barnet Cup Winner: Liverpool Shield Winner: Arsenal

Beddows: "You done some great in-depth thinking there Frank, certainly no picking out of the hat. Any explanation of your choices?"
 
Frank: "Actually Steve yes there will be a separate page on the blog for my anaylsis of everything. you next Broon?"
 
Broon: "I have had ma dinner to be honest Frank... I think I'll do mine later and message them over to yer. I do like this painting of Razzaque..."
 
JV: "I'll go next then lads. Are you ready?" 
 
Beddows: "Go for it"
 
JV: "Div One Top Four: 1.Newcastle,2.Man Utd,3.A.Villa,4.Tranmere Div One Relegated: Fulham, Stoke  Div Two Promotion: Palace, Notts Forest, Leeds Div Two Relegated: Hull, Barnsley, Blackpool Div Three Promotion: Plymouth, Walsall, Forest Green Rovers Div Three Relegated: Bradford, Shrewsbury Division Four Promotion: Southend. Oldham, Fleetwood, Luton Division Four Relegated: Exeter, Oxford Division Five Promotion: Lincoln Cup Winner: Tranmere or Derby Shield Winner: Blackburn or Chelsea."
 
Frank: "John they are 31 possible predictions you haven't made them all?"
 
JV: "I know so much Frankie boy that it is irrelevant that I didn't make 31 predictions. I will win anyway. No one will come close."

Broon: "Good stuff JV. Frank what can we actually win?"

Frank: "Great question Broon. 31 possible predictions and 1 point per prediction. The person who gets the most right come the end of season 6 will win 2000 SM credits and some limited edition I love Gino T-Shirts... What about you Beddows?"

Beddows: Div One Top Four: Chelsea, Man Utd, Tranmere, Everton. Div One Relegated: Leicester, Queens Park Ranger, Fulham Div Two Promotion: Middlesbrough, Norwich, Sheff Weds, Div Two Relegated: Barnsley, Sheff Utd, Millwall Div Three Promotion: Plymouth, Portsmouth, Doncaster Div Three Relegated: Preston, Rochdale, Coventry and Carlisle Division Four Promotion: Chesterfield, Oxford, Burton Albion and Wycombe Division Four Relegated: AFC Wimbledon, Torquay Utd Division Five Promotion: Grimsby, Cambridge Utd Cup Winner: Aston Villa Shield Winner: Tottenham

JV: Thanks lads. Broon please remember to message your predictions to Frank to win those I love Gino t-shirts and we will see you again on Saturday bright and early where we will have The Doctor, with 2 World Cup pundits/guests and one special guest. If you want to be on the 279 Saturday Show please message Frank or Beddows and it will be arranged.

See you all Saturday.

1 comment:

  1. Edward Richmond AKA 'The Elephant Man' would like to apply as an upcoming guest on the '279 Saturday Show'.
    I would like to discuss recent defamatory remarks made in the media that I believe in Global Warming. Global Warming is a falsehood like foot in mouth disease and the personal computer!

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