Is Beddows Liverpool Bound?

Beddows spoke ahead of the relegation showdown with Aston Villa regarding Blackburn’s prospects and rumours that he is about to take the Liverpool job.

In a room packed with journalists from The Liverpool Echo, Manchester Evening News and The Blackburn Daily Beddows answered the questions put to him by the raft of journalists:

Journalist: “Do you think Blackburn can stay up?”

Beddows: “If I didn’t think we could stay up I’d have packed my bags and moved to Huyton last night… plus I prefer the Beddows mansion in Blackburn!”

Journalist: “What do you put the poor season down to a Blackburn?”

Beddows: “In one word jealously. Managers like Razzaque and The Doctor have been meddling with time and the results as I refused to sell them Rivas.”

Journalist: “How will you beat Aston Villa without Petersen and Noble?”

Beddows: “We will play 18^th century football. 11 men behind the ball… hit them on the break, win 1-0”

Journalist: “Is it true Liverpool have offered you the job?”

Beddows: “I think so… I got a text message in very poorly written and broken English asking if I wanted the job like…”

Journalist: “Will you take it!”

Beddows: “Got to be straight with you guys I dislike Liverpool. Not a very nice place, horrible 

football team… but if they offer me a helicopter to and from the city everyday and a home in 

Prestatyn then I might be tempted to go.”

Journalist: “Would you revolutionise the team?”

Beddows: “The last manager didn’t do so well… I’d probably look to sell players like Ronaldo, Coutinho and Sterling… I DON’T LIKE them! But we will see what Wednesday brings!”

Journalist: "Has anyone else begged you for the job?"

Beddows: "Yes, of course... Broon is desperate for Liverpool, Frank doesnt want it and last night I had the Doctor on the phone in tears cus he hadn't been offered it."