Cozy Coupe Cup - With 1 game to go

			P	W	D	L	F	A	Pts	Cheats	Real Pts
1	Derby County		37	21	9	7	60	35	72	0	72	poss Youth CL qualification
2	Wycombe Wanderers		37	22	4	11	74	50	70	0	70	poss Youth CL qualification
3	Lincoln City		37	20	5	12	90	61	65	0	65	poss Youth CL qualification
4	Hull City		37	17	12	8	55	36	63	0	63	poss Youth CL qualification

Beddows Explains the Consequnces of Jam-Gate

Following last weekends crisis and the Jam-Gate fiasco last week Beddows put aside 10 mins of his weekly press conference to explain the consequences of Jam-Gate and why there has been no 279 show this week.

ROBINSON THOUGHT SHORT WOULD GO

Following last nights cup defeat at West Ham Burton manager Clive Short turned down the advances of struggling Division 3 side Preston. Much to the surprise of his chairman Ben Robinson. With his manager sat by his side Robinson admitted that he even phoned Blackburn boss Stephen Beddows about replacing Short.

Match of the Day Episode 2 Preview

Episode 2 of Match of the Day will once again be hosted by Gordon 'Gino' Kinnear, alongside 2 special guests and will be featuring 4 league matches from the English Divisions...

279 Saturday Show CANCELLED due to Presenter 'Fracas'

In scenes which resembled that of a Yorkshire hotel with Jeremey Clarkson in it the 279 Sat'day show for this week has been cancelled due to an internal investigation which alledgedly surrounds the inability of the presenters and producers to meet the needs of the guests.

MATCH OF THE DAY SERIES 1 number 1

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Good evening and welcome to the first Match of the Day for Gold Championship 279 England. Each week will be covering four games from the English League and they will consist of two games from Division 1 and two games from the lower divisions. In the studio we will have two managers who will give their thoughts on the games and tonight we have Frank Hirst, manager of Tranmere Rovers, and Scott 'broon' Brown who manages Tottenham Hotspur.

279 Saturday Show - Episode 10

Frank: “Welcome one and all and all and one… this is the 279 Saturday Show – Episode 10 (has it really been 10 weeks?) – And I am your host Frank Hirst, with The Doctor still on Gardening Leave, JV declining to host the show when he say the guestlist and Beddows away on a super-secret international mission I have kindly agreed to step-in… So the guests, this week I am joined by PMW (Newcastle), Mark Deadman (Coventry) and Reg (Kidderminister), welcome guys.”

Avoid a House Visit from this Doctor!

THE DOCTOR............

Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf  ???

Come Saturday

    You Will Experience.....

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279 Saturday Show - Episode 9

JV: “Good Morning guys and welcome to Episode 9 of the 279 Saturday Show, I am your host JV, the coolest presenter in 279 according to Beddows’ daughter and today in the studio we welcome back Clive (Burton) for the first time since Episode 2 back in the middle of March, Johnson (West Brom) making his debut and another debutant pundit DP, no not double penetration as Frank thought, but Dan Payne of Notts County as unfortunately Maurizio from Bournemouth cancelled on us at the last minute.